A TIP on how to become a LEFTY !!!!!

[tanatron]

I know .............you don't want to admit it!
You always wanted to be a lefty !!
Lefties are smarter, brighter and generally more talented then you!
So stop looking at your talented friends dreaming to be like them !

I have discoverd a secret way to INSTANTLY BECOME A LEFTY !!!

Take a 7 years old son (you can use your dad or your grandpa' if you don't have any sons available) ,play a little wrestling with him, and............ there you go ! Throw a big punch on the wall !
I can guarantee you that your 5th metacarp of your right hand will thank you for shattering him!!
Sure it hurts like hell, but if you go to your hospital ,you will be rewarded with a nice and scratchy casing on your right hand for thirty days! FOR FREE !!!
Now you have ALL the pleasures of a lefty:
Write or digit on the keyboard, wash your teeth or shave just like a lefty!!! Eat or use your knife like a lefty!!INSTANT FUN FOR YOUR FAMILY GUARANTEED!!!!
To make it more fun ,do it just two weeks before you should drive almost 1800 miles for your vacation at a sea resort !
Your wife will surely thank you for letting her drive all the way and for letting her pack the car with suitcases that weight a ton!
Ah your son too will thank you for not playing with him on the beach making sand castles,duging big holes or bathing with him !!



Try it..and you'll thank me!!!!

Alex
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[Rik]

Um, ouch? Sorry to hear about the little accident... Sounds like you are having all kinds of fun with it though!

One note:

[blue6demon]

WOW Alex, so i guess you lost huh ? Never figth a 7 year old kid !!!

A bad luck with a really bad timing

Wish you prompt recovery and well try to have some fun at your vacation .

[Neil UK]

Ouch! Sorry to hear about your accident. At-least your wife can drive, mine can't but she is a lefty. 1800 miles is an awfully long way. Is that one way? Hospitals are free here too and our taxes feel like their high but don't have a direct comparison with other contries.

You should be fine on the beach with a good plastic bag and a strong elastic band .

Get well soon Alex and have a great holiday,

Neil,

[tanatron]

Thank you guys!
I like to be positive about it. I got the autocommiseration mode turn to off right away.It wont do any good feeling sorry for myself even thought it's a pain in the a... After all it could have gone worse.
Yeah I'm worried about the trip, it's 900 miles x2 and the Italian highways are always so trafficated that you can't relax much at all.Ain't using the plane because we like to bring with us a lot of stuff for the 2 weeks of rest.
As for the plastic bag I've already tested in my shower and it works well! Ain't pretty but it does the job.
Yeah it ain't free in a strict meaning, as the DIRECT taxes on my income are about 35 percent, and the INDIRECT ones are a lot, but knowing that no matter what happends, from a broken nail to a heart transplant, you wont spend a penny even if you don't have a job, it makes your life a little easier and "less to be worried about".

Thanks again and hope the best to you all!!

Alex
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[mario101]

im already a lefty... and yes i am smarter, brighter and generally more talented than the damn righties HA HA HA
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