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tanatron Gakken Moon Patrol
Joined: 03 Mar 2007 Last Visit: 19 Feb 2021 Posts: 324 Location: Merate, Italy (near Milan)
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:21 am Post subject: A TIP on how to become a LEFTY !!!!! |
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I know .............you don't want to admit it!
You always wanted to be a lefty !!
Lefties are smarter, brighter and generally more talented then you!
So stop looking at your talented friends dreaming to be like them !
I have discoverd a secret way to INSTANTLY BECOME A LEFTY !!!
Take a 7 years old son (you can use your dad or your grandpa' if you don't have any sons available) ,play a little wrestling with him, and............ there you go ! Throw a big punch on the wall !
I can guarantee you that your 5th metacarp of your right hand will thank you for shattering him!!
Sure it hurts like hell, but if you go to your hospital ,you will be rewarded with a nice and scratchy casing on your right hand for thirty days! FOR FREE !!!
Now you have ALL the pleasures of a lefty:
Write or digit on the keyboard, wash your teeth or shave just like a lefty!!! Eat or use your knife like a lefty!!INSTANT FUN FOR YOUR FAMILY GUARANTEED!!!!
To make it more fun ,do it just two weeks before you should drive almost 1800 miles for your vacation at a sea resort !
Your wife will surely thank you for letting her drive all the way and for letting her pack the car with suitcases that weight a ton!
Ah your son too will thank you for not playing with him on the beach making sand castles,duging big holes or bathing with him !!
Try it..and you'll thank me!!!!
Alex _________________ My collection: http://www.webalice.it/claudia.alessandro/index.html |
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Rik Site Admin
Joined: 07 Oct 2005 Last Visit: 06 Jun 2024 Posts: 1933 Location: California
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:31 pm Post subject: Re: A TIP on how to become a LEFTY !!!!! |
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Um, ouch? Sorry to hear about the little accident... Sounds like you are having all kinds of fun with it though!
One note:
tanatron wrote: | but if you go to your hospital ,you will be rewarded with a nice and scratchy casing on your right hand for thirty days! FOR FREE !!! |
Might be free where YOU live, but not all of us are that lucky...
Rik |
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blue6demon Adventure Vision
Joined: 31 Oct 2005 Last Visit: 08 Jun 2024 Posts: 442 Location: Montreal, QC, Canada
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:42 am Post subject: |
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WOW Alex, so i guess you lost huh ? Never figth a 7 year old kid !!!
A bad luck with a really bad timing
Wish you prompt recovery and well try to have some fun at your vacation .
Quote: | Might be free where YOU live, but not all of us are that lucky... |
Rik, free is a big word, we have that here also but more than 40 percent of income taxes go there. And taxes are high...
Pat _________________ Keep on playing... no matter what ! |
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Neil UK Atari Cosmos
Joined: 08 Oct 2005 Last Visit: 04 Jul 2023 Posts: 767 Location: South Wales.
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:22 pm Post subject: |
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Ouch! Sorry to hear about your accident. At-least your wife can drive, mine can't but she is a lefty. 1800 miles is an awfully long way. Is that one way? Hospitals are free here too and our taxes feel like their high but don't have a direct comparison with other contries.
You should be fine on the beach with a good plastic bag and a strong elastic band .
Get well soon Alex and have a great holiday,
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tanatron Gakken Moon Patrol
Joined: 03 Mar 2007 Last Visit: 19 Feb 2021 Posts: 324 Location: Merate, Italy (near Milan)
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:28 pm Post subject: |
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Thank you guys!
I like to be positive about it. I got the autocommiseration mode turn to off right away.It wont do any good feeling sorry for myself even thought it's a pain in the a... After all it could have gone worse.
Yeah I'm worried about the trip, it's 900 miles x2 and the Italian highways are always so trafficated that you can't relax much at all.Ain't using the plane because we like to bring with us a lot of stuff for the 2 weeks of rest.
As for the plastic bag I've already tested in my shower and it works well! Ain't pretty but it does the job.
Yeah it ain't free in a strict meaning, as the DIRECT taxes on my income are about 35 percent, and the INDIRECT ones are a lot, but knowing that no matter what happends, from a broken nail to a heart transplant, you wont spend a penny even if you don't have a job, it makes your life a little easier and "less to be worried about".
Thanks again and hope the best to you all!!
Alex _________________ My collection: http://www.webalice.it/claudia.alessandro/index.html |
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mario101 Adventure Vision
Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Last Visit: 11 Oct 2015 Posts: 439 Location: South Berwick Maine
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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im already a lefty... and yes i am smarter, brighter and generally more talented than the damn righties HA HA HA _________________ Emulators are for the non collectors |
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